Day 1 · 12:00
The trip
Four friends.Blank maps.Empty roads.Old cars.
Ten days round the Kalahari with up to three friends (or alone: then the tow truck takes cash), a budget that won’t buy anything good, walkie-talkies that crackle past four kilometres, and one of you who keeps saying: trust me, it’s a shortcut.
Day 1
How the trip works
Ten days. Four friends. Questionable cars.
The lot
Buy a car
3,500 USD at the Maun bazaar. Eight bangers, one of each. The boot is empty.The plan
One thing at a time
Fuel, a race, a view, a lunch. Nobody moves on until everyone's done. How you get there is up to you.The view
Stop and look
Engine off. The lagoon, the baobabs, the pelicans at sunset. Some views only count at the right hour.Worth itThe night
Make it by dark
The game saves every night. Tomorrow your car is just as you left it. Dents and all.
The Kalahari · ten days
Old map. No GPS. Hopefully a sense of direction.

Your map starts blank. You draw it by driving.
The trip plan
- 1
Maun → Delta Lodge
Fill the jerrycans, race to the rangers' ford, dinner at the lodge by half past seven. Whoever is late buys the round.
- 2
Into the Bush
Push a car, lunch under the big baobab, a race across the salt pan, a camp on Kubu Island. Bring firewood.
- 3
The Salt Pan
Flamingos while the light is soft. Then drift, spin and drag race on the flat. Camp by the hippo pool.
- 4
Deception Valley
A morning safari, a ramp on the river bank, a tug of war, the Boteti's ford. Tonight, the dunes.
- 5
The Gate on the A3
Tarmac at last, a garage with a kit shop, a bath for your tyres at the veterinary gate, a race to the bridge.
- 6
The Pontoon
A hand-pulled pontoon, one car at a time, and somebody has to crank. Or the ford beside it, if you trust the pole.
- 7
Village Post
We seem to be the post today. Mind the goats. Fill the cans in Chanoga: there's no pump tomorrow.
- 8
No Map
This page of the map is torn out. A compass, a bearing on the back of a receipt, one gate in a fence. Trust me, it's a shortcut.
- 9
Elephants and Headlights
The buffalo fence, the lakes at Shorobe if the elephants allow it, and one slow drive after dinner with the lamps on.
- 10
Back to Maun
One last race, Dumi's verdict on what's left of your car, one last photo of you all. The plane leaves at seven.
Badges
Nobody asked you to.
Nobody’s watching. The game is.
- Out of Maun without a fine
- First sand
- Across the rangers' ford
- Through the sand belt non-stop
- The crust unbroken
- Top speed on the pan
- Trust me, it's a shortcut
- The whole cut line without digging in
Viewpoints
Engine off. Look at that.
Each one has its best hour. See it then and it gets a gold ring on your map.
- The lagoon at the edge of the delta
- Chapman's Baobab
- Pelicans on Lake Ngami
- Baines' Baobabs
- Deception Valley
- Red dunes in the morning
- Mist on the Boteti
- The wreck on the old track
- The empty land
- The lakes at sunset
The Maun bazaar
Only the best used cars.
3,500 USD in your pocket. Eight cars on the lot, one of each, each with its own mileage and price. A friend buys it, it's sold. The boot is empty: whatever you want out there, you buy.
What the car leaves buys fuel and repairs. What those leave buys kit on day 5.
All cars are parodies. Any resemblance to a real car is because we wanted it.
The road is the easy part
Things will go wrong.
The red lightIt was on when we bought it. Boiling overThat's not smoke. Mostly. Torn tyreSpare's in the boot. Probably. 
DentsThe tree didn't move. 
Too deepFound the deep bit of the river. Running on fumesShould have filled the jerrycans.
Duct tape, a tow rope and a call for help. Friends who come back for you, or a tow truck that takes cash. Garages with a repair bay, police with a speed trap, a tanker strike that dries up the pumps, and a bush fire across the track.
Results
One award each. Not all of them are compliments.
That’s a wrap
Kalahari · day 1 · Maun → Delta Lodge
| # | Player | Car | Time | Tasks | Award |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Anna | Mercy-Dez 240 Dee | 38:28 | 9 of 11 · 82 % | ★ Duct Tape Hero14 repairs |
| 2 | You | Folksvagrant Kumbaya | 41:05 | 8 of 11 · 73 % | ✗ Sand Sinker11 min stuck |
| 3 | Tom | Jaguh Ex-Jay-Sick | 44:50 | 6 of 11 · 55 % | ✗ Least Car Left42 % of a car |
| 4 | Mia | Dadsun 1200 Bakkie | 47:12 | 7 of 11 · 64 % | ✗ Submarinewater in the intake |
Dispatches
News from the road.
Meet the bangers #1: the Lunchia Beater Coupé. Italian, quick, cheap at the Maun bazaar, and more rust than paint. One take, no cuts: round it, into the seat, into a corner, and away. Would you buy it?
I tried a drone view in our game and liked it so much I had to add it. Same car, same donut, four corners of the Kalahari. Do you like the view?
We're making a game. Trust Me, It's a Shortcut! is a co-op road trip for 1–4 friends: buy a wreck in Maun, then ten days round the Kalahari on blank maps and empty roads. Early days, plenty of dents. Coming to Steam on PC & Mac.
Alpha
Want the keys early?
The alpha is coming. Hang around on Discord, or leave your email and we'll tell you the day it's out.
Join the Discord
News from the build, the alpha the moment it’s out, and a place to tell us what broke. Come and say hi.
Join the Discord →One email. That’s it.
We’ll write once: the day the alpha is out. No newsletter, no updates, nobody else gets your address. After that email we delete it.
No confirmation email, nothing else. Details in the privacy policy.
Roadmap
The route ahead.
What's coming and roughly when, quarter by quarter. The dates are where we're aiming: a shortcut is a shortcut.
Right nowPolishing the ten Kalahari days for the alpha and getting the Steam page ready.








